Adam Cracknell

Matt Barry kept me in the loop on all FA signings since I had work coming out of my ears.

I called him after work and asked, “who the fuck is Adam Cracknell?”

And he then explained.

Zeiler was a dick. Dirty. Took runs. Would not fight.

Hope this guy is much better.

And why did we need this? Insurance? Trade?

Most importantly, what is his nickname? Cracky? Crack? Cracker? Nelly?

Check out Adam’s tweet right after he signed. Can’t post it here because posting remotely. Pretty funny. “If you can’t beat them…”

Update: fixed his fucking first name. Thanks readers.

Categories: L.A. Kings News


12 replies

  1. “The Kraken”

  2. I think we picked him up to make sure our depth guys (King, Nolan, Clifford, Lewis, Andreoff) come to camp in shape and ready to play. Now that they have to fight for their spots in the lineup.

  3. Remember that his nickname needs to end with a Y or ER! I like the idea of going back to the old days when a handle was really a handle!

  4. Andy who???

  5. Guys in the NHL don’t have names like Andy. Those guys play soccer.

  6. Ooooohhh… Adam Cracknell. Or is it Aaron?

  7. Sounds like a character from Game Of Thrones. I like it.

  8. Dude is a legit scrappy, down in the trenches forward. Is he going to be a 20 goal scorer? no Is he that dude who will not give up and say “fuck it, i’ll do it myself” like Bluto in Animal House? YEP. As a Blues fan I’m sad to see him go, but his existing relationship with Davis Payne will make it an easy transition for him to LA. Plus, as he said in his tweet yesterday… “if you can’t beat ’em, join em”.

    • Fellow Die Hards, the fucker who just posted the above comment is a Die Hard of the Blues variety. He is one of the few opposing fans we welcome with open arms. But don’t take it easy on him. I give him shit regularly and not only because he follows Trojans football.


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