Courtesy of Dustin Penner...not making this up, he posted this. Surly and I have the movie rights. I am directing. … [Read more...]
Muzzin’s Demons. A Second Look at Jake.
January 27, 2013 By
Who is Jake Muzzin? Not the player you see today but the boy he was, his trials, journey and the man he is trying to become. Jake's career nearly ended before it began. He had two herniated discs surgically repaired in his lower back in 2005. He didn't play much the following season but appeared back on track in 2007 when he resumed play for the OHL Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds. The … [Read more...]
3 and 7 = History Sucks. Hangovers / 2 Polls
January 25, 2013 By
That's the Boston Bruins' record last season for the month of October. One of their wins was in a shootout. They lost 3 out of their first 4 games. They then went on a tear the following month...and you know the rest. While I still blame Surly for last night's loss, looking back at team records after a Stanley Cup victory does lend credence to the hangover theory. I got 2 … [Read more...]
Kings Step on Their Collective Dicks, Lose to Oilers 2-1 in OT
January 24, 2013 By
Don't have much left in the tank... 0 for 18 on the powerplay in three games. 0 for 18. Fuck off. Send Mike Richards back to eastern Canada to do more ice fishing. He's not ready for prime time yet. He handles the puck like a heterosexual male handles a stranger's dick in his hands. Hey Kyle Clifford was great, again. Jonathan Quick. Love you man. You really miss Willie Mitchell. So do … [Read more...]
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses…Kings Lose 3-1
January 22, 2013 By
Matt Greene is out. Willie Mitchell is out. It's Anze Kopitar's first game back... Did I miss any? We're 0-2 in a 1/2 season, which means we are 0-4 if this was a regular season (see what I did there?) and while neither 0-2 or 0-4 are reasons to hit the PANIC button, it is cause for concern...or at least a FUCK before you forget this game and move on to Thursday against the Edmonton … [Read more...]
The L.A. Kings Have to Get in On the Scott Gomez Signing Negotiations
January 20, 2013 By
The San Jose Sharks are interested. Rumor has it even the Anaheim Ducks and Vancouver Canucks have put their slimy hands on the phone and made calls. The L.A. Kings have to get in on this. Scott Gomez is the definition of underachiever if you judge his career since the late New York Rangers years and through his time with Montreal. We are talking about a guy who was being paid a gazillion … [Read more...]
Red Carpet, Black Banner, Memories and Momentum
January 19, 2013 By
When we fell down 3-0 in the first period, a thought occurred to me. Thankfully, the irony of losing 6-1 on the afternoon of our banner raising game didn't come true. Thankfully, we scored two goals and made an atrocious 60 minutes only awful. Shinny hockey? No. Shitty hockey. We'll get to the game in a moment. Let's talk about the pre-game. The Stanley Cup being walked down the red … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings Opening Game Festivities
January 18, 2013 By
From our ticket rep: Saturday's Opening Day Festivities Include: Pre-Game Fan Fest presented by Bud Light will start at 9:30am outside STAPLES Center featuring: Street Hockey, Puck Shoot and Shot on Goal, Vendor Village, Merchandise Tent, Face Painting and Tattoo Artist, as well as prizes from Bailey & the Ice Crew, plus much more! LA Kings Alumni Marcel Dionne will be signing a limited … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings Trade Kevin Westgarth to Carolina Hurricanes for Anthony Stewart and Picks
January 13, 2013 By
"We have a trade to announce" Kevin Westgarth, lovable enforcer, is off to Carolina in exchange for Chris Stewart's brother, Anthony Stewart. The L.A. Kings also receive a 2013 4th round and 2014 6th round pick. Anthony Stewart is a 28-year-old (DOB 1/5/85) right wing who weighs in at a thick 6'2", 230 pounds. The Florida Panthers chose him in the first round (25th overall) in 2003. He has … [Read more...]
Brian Burke Speaks His Mind (Video Interview)
January 12, 2013 By
Enjoy. Brian Burke interview with James Duthie of TSN. … [Read more...]
Drew Doughty, Post “Magic”
January 12, 2013 By
Lots going on in this picture...need a list of everything interesting you see or speculate about. … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings Stanley Cup Ring…”You Are In So Much Trouble!”
January 10, 2013 By
It's leaked! Tim Leiweke's daughter on Instagram...boy, someone is grounded until they're 40. Update: could this be the replica? Perhaps. Our readers have raised some great questions about this. … [Read more...]
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