The 5’4″, 325 pound fan sitting near me is excited enough to eat.
L.A. Kings News
Here we go boys ETEM? ETEM???? Wait. What? Derek Forbort What the hell?? He is 6’5″! Ranked 10. Is this the Teubert failed pick?
Dean has traded it. He is walking into the podium
He is pointing to somebody with a clip board at the Panthers’ table.
St. Louis takes Jaden Schwartz. He is a forward, shoots left, and we are surprised he went here.
Bettman should be announcing this pick. They pick Brandon Gormley.
Holmgren still hanging out.
Bettman was laughing at our reaction. Way to go Kings fans. Show hatred with pride. Surly and I got the “DUN DUN DUN – ANAHEIM SUCKS!” chant going… Fowl took Fowler. How pathetically ironic.
“So, what’s it like trying to become us?”
Surly is getting nervous. I am calling Etem going now or 12 (gross). Let’s see. Jack Campbell. The first goalie taken in the draft.
Dylan McIlrath. Wow. Didn’t see him going in the top 10. Leave it to the Rangers to go off the board.
Mikael Granlund of Finland. Another forward.
Heading to the restroom. False alarm.
…Alexander Burmistrov. 5’11”, 162 pounds. Waddell is convinced he is the next Kovy.