I screamed! I danced! I put the old dog outside because he kept farting! We scored! Two goals! And the other team didn’t score three! Brown hit someone! He hit the fucker hard! And I didn’t care it was a… Read More ›
L.A. Kings News
Stat. I am drinking and there is a Ducks fan in the room. That is all for now..
Dean Lombardi said 2-3 seasons ago when the Detroit Red Wings struggle, they go 4 and 4 in 8 games not 0 and whatever the hell we were at that time… He spoke of this in the context of how… Read More ›
Jeff Carter can’t score! Jeff Carter can’t score! This shit is contagious! He’s caught the bug! The Dustin Brown I am professional hockey player but can’t tuck the puck short side and instead shoot it back into the goalie’s pads, the… Read More ›
10. Jeff Carter will still be able to pick out the best looking slut in the crowd. 9. There will be a fight in the first 5 minutes. There will be a fight in the final 5 minutes. 8. Jake… Read More ›
So the L.A. Kings vs. The Fuckers Off The 57 outdoor game is today. Finally. This game has been the talk of the hockey world – on-line, social media, radio, television, everywhere except…here. It’s game day and here is our… Read More ›