UPDATE 2/5/13: THERE ARE NO MORE RINGS. I have emailed those we can send one to, so please, if you are just finding this post now, do not email me. Sorry we could not give one to everyone, but there… Read More ›
I haven’t yet read Jacob’s pregame. He told me he predicted a Vancouver Canucks victory. I know, I know, what the fuck is wrong with him, right? He gets one final score right against the Edmonton Oilers and the Surly… Read More ›
My father used to say to me “Jacob, just ’cause you killed a pig don’t mean you’ve got bacon.” Actually, I don’t think that was my father. It was a girl I dated from Kentucky… something to do with our… Read More ›
Courtesy of Dustin Penner…not making this up, he posted this. Surly and I have the movie rights. I am directing.
From Merriam-Webster: The female of a dog or other carnivorous animal A malicious, spiteful or overbearing woman. Something that is extremely difficult, objectionable or unpleasant Fits like a glove, doesn’t it? The Coyotes players and fan base should wear the… Read More ›
Don’t have much left in the tank… 0 for 18 on the powerplay in three games. 0 for 18. Fuck off. Send Mike Richards back to eastern Canada to do more ice fishing. He’s not ready for prime time yet…. Read More ›
Matt Greene blossomed last season. He went from a defensive defenseman with questionable skating and average positioning to a defensive defenseman with better skating and much better positioning. Matt Greene just became a smarter D-Man while maintaining his physical edge…. Read More ›
So Saturday we saw the championship banner raised, but we were deprived of seeing our first Kings hockey game. We saw something, I just wouldn’t really call it hockey. I could call it several things… hilarious, depressing, spastic, but it… Read More ›
Poll time, kids. Bonus Poll!