It’s like waking up on Saturday morning at 9 AM to a blow-job. Like your wife saying she’s bored and wants a threesome with you and one of her friends who happens to be a lingerie model. Like a great… Read More ›
Had some time to kill after the 5.2 earthquake in La Habra. While the wife was busy picking up shit that fell everywhere, I figured I would call some of the Kings players, coaches and management (and some others whose… Read More ›
Ending a sentence with a preposition is really not my thing but it is Thanksgiving so let’s rebel. I do wonder for what LA Kings players are thankful. After all, Kings players, like all professional athletes, get to do what… Read More ›
The following quotes may or may not have been overheard at the L.A. Kings recent visit to the White House…I certainly did not sit down and make them up to entertain you, if that is what you’re implying…jerk. Obama: “Hello,… Read More ›
Poll time, kids. Bonus Poll!
I have put together a list. I suggest you do too. The NHL wants to apologize to me? The LA Kings want to as well? That’s nice. Not good enough. You put me through sheer hell. That comes with a… Read More ›
Tuesday evening, the players and owners meet privately, without Gary Bettman and Donald Fehr in the room. Bettman and Fehr sit and wait, just outside the locked doors.
Let me count the ways. I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. I hate thee so large that though it burdens my mind, I strive for a greater measure, So deep that my… Read More ›
Our blogging buddy, Quisp, wrote about the Cam Jannsen video that has since been taken down on YouTube. A certain section of that video spoke of fat broads. I am unsure how Quisp did this but he somehow interpreted the… Read More ›
Since winning the Stanley Cup, I have spent a lot of my free time watching highlights and the entire telecast of game 6 (both CBC and NBC feed). That was some of the free time I used for sex. Therefore,… Read More ›