Don’t ask me how I get my hands on such things. As the expression goes, if I told you, I would have to…let’s just say I know a guy, who knows a guy, that knows this guy who makes shit… Read More ›
Surly & Scribe Skits
The Plan Revealed: Gary Bettman and Liam Neeson to Rescue Connor McDavid from Craig MacTavish and the Edmonton Oilers.
NHL Headquarters. Connor McDavid is escorted into Commissioner Gary Bettman’s office. Bettman’s secretary opens the office door. Secretary: “Mr. Bettman is waiting for you inside.” Connor McDavid walks in and the door closes behind him. He sees Gary Bettman and… Read More ›
[Surly uncaps two beers and hands me one. I pick up my cell phone and dial Dean Lombardi on his. His phone rings once…twice…] Dean: “Hold on!” [Another discussion in the background] “Look, if you don’t like baseball analogies, then… Read More ›
I drove home from work today and got to thinking…if I could actually get the wife to agree to Scarlett Johansson to, wait, wait, that was a different thought on the drive home, sorry. I got to thinking about Mike… Read More ›
The following quotes may or may not have been overheard at the L.A. Kings recent visit to the White House…I certainly did not sit down and make them up to entertain you, if that is what you’re implying…jerk. Obama: “Hello,… Read More ›
Donald Fehr and Gary Bettman, each having received a message from Santa Claus, arrive at the North Pole for Santa’s requested meeting. They sit in Santa’s office.