Kings fans attending games in Vancouver for the 2009-2010 playoffs will be confused by the different lifestyle and culture there, so here are some tips courtesy of the lakingsnews.com travel council 1. All of the ugly women are actually men 2. A Canuck is a North American mammal that pays 30% more for all goods and services 3. They are intense about coffee beans, marijuana and … [Read more...]
TOP 10 REASONS FRENCH CANADA SUCKS
March 6, 2010 By
10. Their English sucks and their French is inferior. 9. If there was a great bear uprising, they would immediately surrender and side with the bears. 8. Their hottest women are American and European tourists. 7. They think that charging 30% more for everything makes them cool. 6. Montreal Expos. Embarrassing. 5. They lost hockey and managed to make a boring sport like football more … [Read more...]
LAKINGSNEWS’ TOP TEN CREATIVE WAYS TO INCREASE OFFENSE
January 12, 2010 By
10. The snow job. Right and left wing rush the net from their respective positions. Each comes to a hard stop and sprays ice (snow) on the goalie. Shot from the point while goaltender is temporarily blinded. Most effective on 1 and 2 man advantages. 9. Dress Ivanans in Kopitar's jersey, and make similar changes with other players. Opposing teams won't have a clue why the fourth line … [Read more...]
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