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• “We Have to Win”…Incorrect Young Tyler

  By Bobby Scribe on June 2, 2013 • ( 34 )

  Tyler Toffoli’s words are incomplete. “We have to play like we have to win.” That’s it. Kopitar is playing like the starting center for the Slovenian National Team, Dustin Brown is in full pre-trade rumor form and Rob Scuderi, Robyn… Read More ›

• Kings @ Blackhawks – Round 3 Game 2 – Better, Please

  By Surly Jacob on June 2, 2013 • ( 16 )

  Hey you. Yeah you, hockey gods. Look, I know it’s not your fault that some Kings skaters didn’t really feel like skating yesterday. You’re only hockey gods, not like, effort gods; Christian Scientists have those dudes on lockdown. So I’m… Read More ›

• Kings Drop Game One To Blackhawks, Don’t Deserve Cute Or Witty Title

  By Surly Jacob on June 1, 2013 • ( 6 )

  There are some games you lose 2-1 and feel like you could’ve won the game. Then there are games you lose 2-1 and feel lucky the score wasn’t more embarrassing. Today’s game one loss to the Blackhawks is most accurately… Read More ›

• Kings @ Hawks – Round 3 Game 1 – Conference Finals!

  By Surly Jacob on June 1, 2013 • ( 19 )

  Man, I’m having to write a lot of these things. That’s pretty cool. Two years ago I would have been over the moon to just be in the Conference Finals. I wouldn’t have expected to even win a game. Just… Read More ›

• Love Me Now, Regehr Me Later & Fun With Hawk Fans

  By Surly Jacob on May 31, 2013 • ( 1 )

  I suppose Robyn Regehr’s two-year, $6 million extensions deserves some words. So there ya go, 12 words AND a hyphen. This only matters for next season and by policy, we don’t discuss next year until this year is done. First… Read More ›

• Surly and Scribe Podcast Show – I’ll Take a Chicago Style Hotdog With a Side of Go Fuck Yourself

  By Bobby Scribe on May 29, 2013 • ( 23 )

  

  Surly, Timmy Love and I talk about beating San Jose, Muzzin v. Martinez, how we match up against the Blackhawks, love for Trevor Lewis, Timmy’s trained cricket throughout the whole fucking show, Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower…and we answer reader… Read More ›

• Kings Eliminate Sharks. Enjoy It and Know That Our Best Game Is Ahead…

  By Bobby Scribe on May 28, 2013 • ( 19 )

  Satisfaction. “I can’t get no…” When your hockey team is the defending Stanley Cup Champion, victories like this bring the screams and smiles but it’s not enough anymore. Watching Dustin Brown lift The Cup last season, forever etched in my… Read More ›

• Sharks @ Kings – Round 2 Game 7 – What Home Ice Is All About

  By Surly Jacob on May 28, 2013 • ( 9 )

  Are ya nervous? Excited? Titilated? Did you have nightmares? Wake up with a cold sweat? Did you even sleep at all? I spent yesterday remembering those two game sevens against Colorado in 2001 and 2002 and how much better this… Read More ›

• ‘Twas the Night Before Game 7

  By kelseyeyes on May 27, 2013 • ( 7 )

  ‘Twas the night before Game 7, when all through the city, Not a celebrity was stirring, not even P. Diddy, Playoff towels were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Playoff Penner would soon be there.   The… Read More ›

• Kings @ Sharks – Round 2 Game 6 – Up, Up and Away from San Jose

  By Surly Jacob on May 26, 2013 • ( 18 )

  Game 6. In San Jose. Up 3-2. Sounds like a good final score. “It’s a 3-2 league” says Sutter. Until it’s a 4-2 series. The Sharks thought they had control of this series, having won two triumphant one goal victories… Read More ›

• Game Five JooJoo, Why Our Grass is Greener and Penner=Pancakes=Playoffs

  By Bobby Scribe on May 25, 2013 • ( 7 )

  I love Darryl Sutter. His line changes coupled with Matt Greene’s return brought balance. The O D man with D D man pairing helped our D gel. Putting Clifford on the top line maintained a power forward presence while captain… Read More ›

• Sharks @ Kings – Round 2 Game 5 – Enough Bullshitting Around

  By Surly Jacob on May 23, 2013 • ( 27 )

  Ok so I don’t know what the fuck the Kings were doing the last two games, but it wasn’t working and it wasn’t winning. Sharks have speed. We have size. They’re using they’re speed. Time to use our size. Oh… Read More ›

• The Greatest Offense

  By Surly Jacob on May 22, 2013 • ( 9 )

  

  Given the title, clearly this article is not about the Kings’ scoring. No, this is about the offense taken by many to a tweet made by Kevin Ryder using the LA Kings official twitter feed during the game against the… Read More ›

• Kings @ Sharks – Round 2 Game 4 – Return of the Rampage

  By Surly Jacob on May 21, 2013 • ( 37 )

  Tonight we put the stranglehold on the series. The Sharks, for all the hoopla about how fantastic they are one home ice, just barely edged out a Kings team that was playing two highly untested rookies and was missing two… Read More ›

• Man in the Thermoset Composite Mask: What Your Tendy Wishes You Understood

  By kelseyeyes on May 20, 2013 • ( 9 )

  It’s pretty easy to blame a tendy. You hear fans grumbling after a loss, “Merf merf Quick, if only…” I know there have been times this season when I’ve said, “if only Bernier had been in net!” There have also… Read More ›

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