"Warrior". We have used it in the past and I openly affixed it to Willie Mitchell before we first signed him and demanded we do so. Robyn Regehr...yeah, it's not coming to me. Look, I didn't start following hockey 4 years ago. It's been 3 decades. So go fuck yourself with the "but he's exactly what we need", "he's a defensive defenseman", "Greene and Mitchell are out", "my pussy hurts", I know … [Read more...]
Unpopular Opinions About Regehr, Toffoli, Penner and Other Shit That May Piss You Off
Digging To China – The Anti-Trade Theory
Give a kid a shovel, he'll dig a hole. Let a kid dig a hole long enough, he'll ask where the hole will go. A smart ass parent, like I hope to be one day, will answer 'China'. It's a sound theory. China is technically below us, we're below China. Or are they above? If you subscribe to the theory that the earth is round (not all do), then this snarky retort to your child is a nice segway into … [Read more...]
Trade, Tweak Or Is This Your Post Trade Deadline L.A. Kings?
Left Wing: Alexander Semin Zach Parise Andrei Kostitsyn Ray Whitney Right Wing: Ales Hemsky Teemu Selanne Brad Boyes Ales Kotalik These are your "rentals" for potential top 6 wings. Selanne is crossed out due to the duh factor. I didn't bother including Ryan Smyth. He is allergic to the L.A. lifestyle or at least his wife may be. Remove Boyes and Kotalik because they suck and you … [Read more...]
WHAT DO ILYA BRYZGALOV TO THE FLYERS AND ALES HEMSKY TO THE DEVILS HAVE IN COMMON?
They create a perfect storm of fun speculation about the LA Kings. The Philadelphia Flyers have acquired the rights to Ilya Bryzgalov. Paul Holmgren traded a third-round draft pick in 2012, along with the rights to minor-league enforcer Matt Clackson to the Phoenix Coyotes. A good trade if they can land Ilya, of whom I am a fan. The Flyers with Bryzgalov would be a force in the East and … [Read more...]
LA KINGS TRADE PREVIEW: ALES HEMSKY
Like most well-kept hockey secrets, news of Ales Hemsky's potential or prospective trade to the LA Kings became publicly traded information within a week. Let's get past the who said what to whom when and focus on the player the Edmonton Oilers wish to trade and the Kings may covet. Goals. We need more of them. There are two means to this end. Acquiring a goal scorer (sniper) or a play maker. … [Read more...]




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