In baseball, they should have a home run contest after the 9th inning. In golf, if the players are tied at the end of the match...long drive or closest to the pin! In basketball, free-throws of course. In football...shit, I don't know, they stand around for 2 hours and 45 minutes of a 3 hour game so a staring contest? In soccer, penalty kick (the European version would be a gun fight … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings Dominate, Lose 4-3 in Shootout…Plus Bonus Shootout Options for Other Sports
April 7, 2013 By
I Agree With Bruce Boudreau’s Rant…Kind Of.
March 4, 2012 By
Bruce didn't care for last night's officiating by Dan O’Rourke and Ian Walsh. “Some of the worst calls I’ve seen in a friggin’ long time. A game of this importance, we can’t have officiating making calls like that. I mean, there’s three penalties that weren’t penalties.” “Granted, they scored and probably sour grapes because they scored, but those things can’t happen. … [Read more...]
Corey Perry, Ryan Getzlaf & Bobby Ryan Are Available…You Know What That Means?
January 4, 2012 By
(imagine the organ at Staples Center or Surly's ear-splitting assault from section 315...) Dun Dun Dun DunDun Dun Dun Dun DunDun Dun Dun Dun DunDun DunDunDun... Bob Murray's getting fired. Hey, how did that whole coaching change work out for you? Not too well? Told you it wasn't coaching didn't I? So... Dun Dun Dun DunDun...ok, not doing that again. From Helen Elliott's … [Read more...]
Video: Allow Me To Introduce Bruce Boudreau To The Hear No Evil Anaheim Ducks Fans…
December 1, 2011 By
Since most pussy Orange County Ducks blogs (which is, pretty much, all Ducks blogs) likely won't post this video, let me do my community service for their ignorant and myopic fan base and introduce Bruce Boudreau. Enjoy dipshits...and fuck you. … [Read more...]
LA KINGS GAME PREVIEW: A DUCK BY ANY OTHER NAME SMELLS AS FOWL
March 19, 2011 By
At a place between rage and rivalry lies my emotions each time we face Anaheim. I see orange and my eyes see red. I watch their fans lumber within our arena and my blood's fire boils. Tonight, the witted dim will dance on our ice at Staples. To this dance, we bring daggers. Their hearts we shall not aim. It is their spirit we seek to break. Come with hope. Leave with not. Do not pretend … [Read more...]
COREY PERRY…MORON
November 21, 2010 By
It's not just the goal, but both the reaction and laughter from the Oilers' bench & Pink, himself. Check out the "choke" sign from Taylor Hall 18 seconds into the video and the smile on Jacques' (number 22) face at the end. … [Read more...]
KINGS TAKE ON DUCKS IN FINAL PRESEASON GAME WITHOUT A FIRST LINE
October 3, 2010 By
Here is how the Kings will skate tonight in the final preseason game against the birds: Ponikarovsky-Handzus-Simmonds Richardson-Stoll-Williams Clifford-Schenn-Westgarth Clune-Loktionov-Lewis Muzzin-Doughty Scuderi-Johnson Drewiske-Harrold Jonathan Bernier will be in net and will play the entire game. Notice something missing? Kopitar, Smyth and Brown. No truth to the rumors that … [Read more...]
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