5 Years, $32.5 million, For A $6.5 Million Dollar Per Season Cap Hit…

THAT is what I would offer Dean Lombardi if I am Drew Doughty's agent. Why? When I do a balancing test of what is most important to Drew, contract length becomes more important as the gap in dollars becomes less relevant. In other words, if I can get the dollar amount close to high market value (read: $7 million ish per season), then the length becomes the key to this whole deal and we all … [Read more...]

Dean Lombardi Talks With Don Meehan

When inspiration strikes, Surly & Scribe bring you skits. Warning: This contains some R rated language and may be offensive to those without a lighthearted sense of humor. [Dean Lombardi calls Don Meehan] Don: Hello? Dean: Hey jerk off. Don: Hey jack ass, to what do I owe the pleasure of this call? Dean: I was sitting here in my office, feet up, looking at this mini statute of … [Read more...]

In Defense of Paranoia

Maybe it's just a symptom of severe nicotine withdrawal to cascade through the abstract. Maybe not. Maybe what I am thinking is not even worth repeating. But here I find myself, beside a ghost in a tinfoil hat breathing asthmatically in my ear. Are things going better in the Doughty negotiations than Dean wants us to believe? Two separate factors lead my brain down this convoluted trail. The … [Read more...]

Same 5 Year Question For You On Drew Doughty, With A Few Twists

We said before that Drew wants 5. We asked before how much would you pay Drew Doughty on a 5 year contract? We got some great responses. Now, I am going to add a few factors to the same question. You are now at an impasse. Negotiations are done. You have made your best offer and that offer is more than 5 years and more than $6.8 million per season. Meehan says no. Meehan says he wants no … [Read more...]

The L.A. Kings Still Need A Legitimate Third Line Wing To Replace Wayne Simmonds

I keep looking up and down our lineup and I see one glaring weakness in the bottom 6. A solid left or right wing player in his 20's, with experience, ideally a Cup to his name, who has an aggressive forecheck, can play both ends of the ice and has the hands to chip in 10-15 goals. Essentially, a legitimate replacement for the loss of Wayne Simmonds' depth scoring and forechecking, which Ethan … [Read more...]

So, “We” Does Mean Something Other Than…

Do you all remember the discussion we had over the word "we" and what Dean Lombardi meant when he stated the following? “I think it’s fair to say that in the last conversation, we set the parameters, as to where we feel his contract should be. We talked about a number of scenarios, and I guess now it’s their move. They never really responded.” [Emphasis added] Recall that quote came … [Read more...]

Do Not Read This Drew Doughty Update

While in bed and reading about the merits of the slow motion practice method to the golf swing, I diverted my attention and checked my emails on my phone. Our source sent me an email at 10:57pm tonight...I read it at 11:32pm. I am typing this at 11:33pm. You shouldn't read this. Click away, go back to what you were doing. Please. *sigh* If you must know, we are now told everyone spoke on … [Read more...]

Nearly One Year Ago, Dean Lombardi Declared…

On September 11, 2010, at the L.A. Kings' Fan Fest I asked Dean Lombardi about the CBA's impact on his decision-making process. He answered: You give anybody too much to chew, that person is not going to be the same in continuing to drive in being the best that he can be. And you put this system in place like they did with the NBA, and then you wonder why the best talents somehow get their way … [Read more...]

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

With the start of training camp just around the corner, this is an appropriate time to analyze and evaluate the moves the Kings  made this summer. As I have previously stated, expectations for this season are higher than they have been in some time. Is this roster and staff good enough to meet this heightened outlook? We shall see. The Good: I always believed the key to success this offseason … [Read more...]

Dissecting The Dean Lombardi Quotes About The Drew Doughty Negotiations

It's lab time boys and girls. Time to break out those frogs. The always efficient Helene Elliott gave all of us a Drew Doughty update along with quotes from the Dirty Harry of NHL GMs (full props to Greg Wyshynski for that beauty). From Helene: Lombardi said he spoke Monday with Doughty's agent, Don Meehan, and made an offer that "codifies what we've been talking about for a while." … [Read more...]

The Imagined Actions Of The Real Middle Man

Donald Meehan talks to his client Drew Doughty. DM: "Hey Drew, how's the offseason treating you?" DD: "Fine.  Would be better with a contract." DM: "I know, but don't worry, we're almost done." DD: "Describe." DM: "Well that pain in the ass Lombardi keeps insisting on a 9 year deal." DD: "So what's the problem?" DM: "It's not a 5 year deal." DD: "Do I want a 5 year … [Read more...]

If Drew Doughty’s Contract Was For 5 Years, What Would You Pay Him?

So, Drew wants 5. He sure as hell doesn't want 9 and has balked at 7. I would prefer 7. Actually, I would prefer as many UFA years taken away as possible, but we will put that on the "want but won't get" list. $7 million cap hit for 5 years? Stamkos got $7.5 per season ($37.5 total) for 5, right? Some look at Weber's 1 year award as the benchmark but I wonder if Steven Stamkos (another Don … [Read more...]

The Education Of Dustin Penner

Bobby and Surly have graciously invited me to become a regular contributor to their site.  I hope to continue the tradition of producing quality content with an edge while still having a shitload of fun.  I plan on focusing on many of the financial and business aspects of the team as I passionately believe that while players win games, organizations win championships.  As an ardent Kings fan … [Read more...]

Zach Parise Must Come

Each time the subject of Zach Parise comes up, I partially tune out. It's not because I don't want to see him as a Los Angeles King. I do. It's because I used to find the odds about the same as Heidi Androl having a secret and not yet exercised desire to be my GFF (girlfriend forever)...that is assuming the wife approves and she already has so long as Matt Damon reciprocates, despite the fact I am … [Read more...]

What Does The Future Hold For Jarret Stoll?

Howard Roark is a guest writer at S&S and has made many contributions to our site in the past. Today, he brings you an issue we prodded on August 18 about next summer and, specifically, the future of Jarret Stoll. Enjoy. While Kings’ fans anxiously await perhaps the most anticipated season in the franchise’s history, it is not too early to look ahead at what may happen next offseason. … [Read more...]

What Does The Future Hold For Viatcheslav “Slava” Voynov?

5'11", 193 pounds, a smooth skater with exceptional speed (bordering on mind-blowing), Slava Voynov is a prototypical skilled Russian defenseman. He was drafted 32nd overall in 2008 and, in three seasons with the Manchester Monarchs, Voynov has shown steady improvement. The last two have seen Voynov improve from 10 to 15 goals, 19 to 36 assists and a plus-minus from +0 to +21. He added 2 goals and … [Read more...]

Surly & Scribe Chat With Helene Elliott, Part I

I had the pleasure of interviewing Helene Elliott on September 19 of last year. If you have not read it, you are missing out. My goal then was to get to know the experienced and decorated L.A. Times Sports Columnist whom L.A. Kings fans applaud or frown toward for her no-nonsense articles. She was warm, charming, classy and so very generous with her time and the interview brought perspective to … [Read more...]

Quisp Takes Us To Task

Quisp from Jewels from the Crown runs a Kings blog that I read before, well, almost everything else. I would even comment there more if I didn't have an irrational hatred for the login system at SB Nation (don't argue with me, it's irrational and I intend for it to stay that way). Most of you probably either read his site or remember him from the days when LA Kings Insider was Inside SoCal and … [Read more...]

7 Years, $50 Million, Not $52…Thank Goodness

At 6:27 pm, I heard Dean's offer is not 7 years, $52 million but 7 years, $50 million. That is a cap hit of $7.14. Still don't know if there is an NMC or NTC in it. That is better and is still a damn good offer. Thank goodness. Sorry we gave some of you (myself included) a stroke with the $52 million. I owe everyone a beer (limit one per person). If I hear anything else, I will let you know. At … [Read more...]

More Drew Doughty Update

Nothing new on the 7 year, $52 million dollar offer. None of us still want to believe it is that high and, quite frankly, I hope we are wrong. Our source and I talked today and we agree it is a crazy number and nothing would make us happier than to be off by a few million. However, that is the number we heard so that is what we are passing along. We also got confirmation again that there are … [Read more...]

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