Screw Dean & Don & Drew. I Care About LA Kings

Right now the LA Kings does not include Drew Doughty.  As such, he can find himself a filthy little corner of my thoughts to rest in until he decides to wear the crown again.  Until then, I will focus on people wearing the uniform I love. So more importantly than all this other garbage, who is going to the opening of training camp tomorrow?  Bobby & I will be there for a good chunk of … [Read more...]

Is The Drew Doughty Impasse Really About Don Meehan’s Ego?

Don Meehan is one of the most successful sports agents out there. In the hockey world, he is "The Don". He has likely made enough money to last him 5 lavish lifetimes. When you make that kind of money, you sometimes (not always) develop a condition called a "God complex". That is one who believes themselves omnipotent and, symbolically of course, omnipresent. The ego grows the size of a small … [Read more...]

So Much For The No Public Comments About The Drew Doughty Negotiations

Today, we got this Q&A between Rich Hammond and Dean Lombardi. I was thrilled to read all of that. Rich asked some good questions. It helped get some insight into Dean's thinking. I found the whole 275 days of work presumption to any offer and the insinuation (not threat) of a day-to-day reduction in the offer fascinating. The answers about the offer ostensibly being off the table, … [Read more...]

Top 10 Goods Or Services S&S Will Offer Drew Doughty If He Signs Before Camp

Since Surly & I don't have the sufficient millions to offer, we came up with the second and third best thing to provide Drew Doughty if he signs before camp...unfortunately, we both realized that sex (#2) with Drew really doesn't work because neither Surly nor I are of that persuasion (not that there is anything wrong with that) and giving Drew drugs (#3) seems counterproductive to a great … [Read more...]

5 Years, $32.5 million, For A $6.5 Million Dollar Per Season Cap Hit…

THAT is what I would offer Dean Lombardi if I am Drew Doughty's agent. Why? When I do a balancing test of what is most important to Drew, contract length becomes more important as the gap in dollars becomes less relevant. In other words, if I can get the dollar amount close to high market value (read: $7 million ish per season), then the length becomes the key to this whole deal and we all … [Read more...]

RFAs Are Dropping Like Flies – What Does It Say About Drew Doughty?

I don't believe these are yet "official" but this is what I have read: Zach Bogosian has signed for 2 years, $5 million (though I have also read $5.7 million). That is a $2.5 million dollar cap hit. Tyler Myers signed for 7 years, $38.5 million. That is a $5.5 million dollar cap hit. John Tavares signed for 6 years, $33 million. That is also a $5.5 million dollar cap hit. Brad Marchand … [Read more...]

Surly & Scribe’s L.A. Kings Season Preview – The Defensemen

It’s September and the best part about September is that it is almost October. The 2011-2012 NHL season is on the horizon. I generally find season previews annoying, mostly because they all say the same thing. Here is how they go: This player performed ___ last season. This season, we expect ____ from him because of ____. If the writer wants to add a little credibility to the opinions, he or … [Read more...]

Dean Lombardi Talks With Don Meehan

When inspiration strikes, Surly & Scribe bring you skits. Warning: This contains some R rated language and may be offensive to those without a lighthearted sense of humor. [Dean Lombardi calls Don Meehan] Don: Hello? Dean: Hey jerk off. Don: Hey jack ass, to what do I owe the pleasure of this call? Dean: I was sitting here in my office, feet up, looking at this mini statute of … [Read more...]

In Defense of Paranoia

Maybe it's just a symptom of severe nicotine withdrawal to cascade through the abstract. Maybe not. Maybe what I am thinking is not even worth repeating. But here I find myself, beside a ghost in a tinfoil hat breathing asthmatically in my ear. Are things going better in the Doughty negotiations than Dean wants us to believe? Two separate factors lead my brain down this convoluted trail. The … [Read more...]

In Defense Of Drew Doughty

Drew Doughty has spent three seasons with the LA Kings. He made the team out of camp as a rookie, had a solid inaugural season and appeared poised to become one of the best young defensemen in the league. In season two, promise intersected with production and Doughty exceeded every level of expectation by playing like an experienced and perennial All-Star as evidenced by his Norris Trophy … [Read more...]

Same 5 Year Question For You On Drew Doughty, With A Few Twists

We said before that Drew wants 5. We asked before how much would you pay Drew Doughty on a 5 year contract? We got some great responses. Now, I am going to add a few factors to the same question. You are now at an impasse. Negotiations are done. You have made your best offer and that offer is more than 5 years and more than $6.8 million per season. Meehan says no. Meehan says he wants no … [Read more...]

So, “We” Does Mean Something Other Than…

Do you all remember the discussion we had over the word "we" and what Dean Lombardi meant when he stated the following? “I think it’s fair to say that in the last conversation, we set the parameters, as to where we feel his contract should be. We talked about a number of scenarios, and I guess now it’s their move. They never really responded.” [Emphasis added] Recall that quote came … [Read more...]

Do Not Read This Drew Doughty Update

While in bed and reading about the merits of the slow motion practice method to the golf swing, I diverted my attention and checked my emails on my phone. Our source sent me an email at 10:57pm tonight...I read it at 11:32pm. I am typing this at 11:33pm. You shouldn't read this. Click away, go back to what you were doing. Please. *sigh* If you must know, we are now told everyone spoke on … [Read more...]

Nearly One Year Ago, Dean Lombardi Declared…

On September 11, 2010, at the L.A. Kings' Fan Fest I asked Dean Lombardi about the CBA's impact on his decision-making process. He answered: You give anybody too much to chew, that person is not going to be the same in continuing to drive in being the best that he can be. And you put this system in place like they did with the NBA, and then you wonder why the best talents somehow get their way … [Read more...]

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

With the start of training camp just around the corner, this is an appropriate time to analyze and evaluate the moves the Kings  made this summer. As I have previously stated, expectations for this season are higher than they have been in some time. Is this roster and staff good enough to meet this heightened outlook? We shall see. The Good: I always believed the key to success this offseason … [Read more...]

Advocating For The Devil: The Case For A 5-Year Drew Doughty Contract

"Jacob, talk me down.  I'm starting to get really nervous about Doughty." So Bobby said to me yesterday afternoon.  He often calls when he is feeling low, or confused, or in need of reassurance that his life isn't the suffocating vacuum of lawerly scum that his subconscious knows to be true.  He calls a lot. I obliged. And I realized something. Is Drew Doughty signing a 5 year deal … [Read more...]

Dissecting The Dean Lombardi Quotes About The Drew Doughty Negotiations

It's lab time boys and girls. Time to break out those frogs. The always efficient Helene Elliott gave all of us a Drew Doughty update along with quotes from the Dirty Harry of NHL GMs (full props to Greg Wyshynski for that beauty). From Helene: Lombardi said he spoke Monday with Doughty's agent, Don Meehan, and made an offer that "codifies what we've been talking about for a while." … [Read more...]

The Imagined Actions Of The Real Middle Man

Donald Meehan talks to his client Drew Doughty. DM: "Hey Drew, how's the offseason treating you?" DD: "Fine.  Would be better with a contract." DM: "I know, but don't worry, we're almost done." DD: "Describe." DM: "Well that pain in the ass Lombardi keeps insisting on a 9 year deal." DD: "So what's the problem?" DM: "It's not a 5 year deal." DD: "Do I want a 5 year … [Read more...]

If Drew Doughty’s Contract Was For 5 Years, What Would You Pay Him?

So, Drew wants 5. He sure as hell doesn't want 9 and has balked at 7. I would prefer 7. Actually, I would prefer as many UFA years taken away as possible, but we will put that on the "want but won't get" list. $7 million cap hit for 5 years? Stamkos got $7.5 per season ($37.5 total) for 5, right? Some look at Weber's 1 year award as the benchmark but I wonder if Steven Stamkos (another Don … [Read more...]

Willie Mitchell Talks Drew Doughty…And The More Talented Jack Johnson?

Fan 590 talked with Willie Mitchell. Click on the link in the preceding sentence. Some interesting comments about Jack Johnson, Drew Doughty, Mike Richards, concussions and fishing. Fast forward to the 46:07 of the podcast. That is where the Mitchell interview starts. Some highlights: Drew Doughty's first 4 strides are crazy. He has a tremendous passion for the game. Jack Johnson's game is … [Read more...]

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