NHL Headquarters. Connor McDavid is escorted into Commissioner Gary Bettman’s office. Bettman’s secretary opens the office door. Secretary: “Mr. Bettman is waiting for you inside.” Connor McDavid walks in and the door closes behind him. He sees Gary Bettman and… Read More ›
…the Edmonton Oilers for a first round pick in the coming draft?
Well my friends, it’s been a fun ride, this regular season. There are only two times where we will attend Staples Center this year and still possibly leave with our larynx intact. After this Thursday, the next time we visit… Read More ›
The Edmonton Oilers suck. Though winning should be relatively easy, this game must not be taken lightly. Jeff Carter is out, his ankle propped up on the breasts of some bimbo, trickling blood to all the wrong places. While he… Read More ›
I do some of my best thinking when I’m angry. So, I was reading about the Oilers and it got me thinking… Did you know this girl in high school? The one you would never date but her daddy was… Read More ›
Well kids, here we go. We are ready to bring you the contests for the next two tickets on November 3 (LA Kings v. Edmonton Oilers) & November 8 (LA Kings v. Nashville Predators). We now have a dedicated page for… Read More ›
Because they are clearly bored out of their minds. Here is their latest gem about Dustin Penner. They claim the photo shows Penner with an unflattering beer belly. First, grow a brain. You cannot possibly tell from an out of… Read More ›
For Part I, click Steve Tambellini is a prick. For Part II, click Steve Tambellini is a prick, II. Now, for Part III. This part will include the Lombardi Translator 2011 upgrade version courtesy of…moi…This is from Helene Elliott’s article…. Read More ›