Kings vs. Nashville Predators Open Forum: Familiarity Breeds Contempt

From MayorsManor: Rob Scuderi: “I kind of like seeing Nashville a lot because they a bit of a different style. So, we’re a little more familiar with them. I noticed the first time we played them it took us a while to adjust. Then, that last game that we won, I thought we were ready to go right off the bat – because they do play a very aggressive style. It’s something we don’t see all … [Read more...]

25 Goals In The Last 7 Games For A G/G Of 3.57 Because Of…

Jeff Carter's arrival? Jack Johnson's departure? Slava Voynov's recall? Dustin Brown's hot streak? The arrival of Jordan Nolan and Dwight King? More active defense? The powerplay? (notice any changes?) More effective third line that plays the role of "stopper" thereby freeing the top two lines? The percentages finally working toward an average, albeit  so late? Is … [Read more...]

Kings Beat Hawks 3-2. Disaster Averted. For Now.

Patrick Sharp may have faked me off the couch with his move but he didn't fool Jonathan Quick. I may have gotten religious at the end of overtime but I was back to my old self by its end. We may have been one less outstretched glove and 2 inches away from losing this game but we won. This game nearly killed me but I survived and survived is exactly what the Kings did by the skin of their … [Read more...]

Blue Jackets 3 – Kings 1: Don’t Read This Post Game. You May Not Like It

Karma is a misunderstood term. I have heard many "modern" definitions of it. One variation (which I believe is incorrect) is if you do good things, good things happen to you. Do bad and bad happens. This definition is an adaptation of "what goes around, comes around." You don't have to believe in any of that to feel how I do. I am upset the L.A. Kings lost because I am a Die-Hard King fan. I … [Read more...]

L.A. Kings vs. Columbus Blue Jackets Open Forum: Jack Mother F’in Chip On His Shoulder

Jeff Carter coming back to Columbus isn't a story...unless you are out of stories. Or dumb. What is a story is one mother fucking Johnson who I expect circled this game on his calendar shortly after the trade, even if he may deny it tomorrow. He'll probably say, "we just want to get the two points", "you always want to perform in every game regardless of who you play or your record" or similar … [Read more...]

Temporary Insanity Or Evil Genius? Anze Kopitar Goes Left.

Kopitar-Richards-Carter Brown-Stoll-Williams Penner-Richardson-Lewis Clifford-Fraser-Nolan The words "Kopitar left" swim in my occupied mind. They have done the breast stroke for the past week. On defense, he is big and has a nice reach. Anze can occupy and take away lanes, keep the puck from the defensemen and intercept passes. That is primarily what a wing does in the defensive … [Read more...]

The Dutch Perspective: Make No Mistake Where You Are …

… So, on the evening of the Leap Day, and headed into March, I don’t know if there’s much to say here without feeling like a broken record.  The same things I’ve said about the lack of scoring all season long are still in focus from my point of view. - I still think the Kings’ shooting percentages, both at five-on-five and with the man advantage, are abnormally and unsustainably low. … [Read more...]

Foot On The Gas Pedal: Kings @ Predators & Bonus Trade Deadline Open Forum

Shortly after the trade deadline expires, the Los Angeles Kings play the Nashville Predators in a game that will define the nature of their last marvelous 4-0 performance against the Chicago Blackhawks on Saturday. Was it merely a gulp of air as taken by a man in a maelstrom to stave off drowning a futile moment longer, or was it a spiked boot planted obstinately alongside the mountain down which … [Read more...]

Top 10 Ways Rick Nash Can Drive Scott Howson Crazy In The Next 24 Hours

This morning, my thoughts fell on Rick Nash. He makes $7.5 million this season (cash, not cap) and will make progressively more money for the next six. He currently plays for the seventh circle of hockey hell. He's not having any fun. So I thought, "what would I do if I was Rick Nash?" As my brain bounced from "get a better haircut" to "date super models", the answer came into focus - mess with … [Read more...]

External Motivation vs. Internal Drive: An L.A. Kings Story

Dustin Brown didn't just get a hat trick last night. He got a natural hat trick. Three goals in a row. They were beautiful. The first was a snipe, top shelf, coming off his left wing. The second was a rebound that he picked up in front of the net, controlled, extended and tucked in successive fluid motions. The third was one that even surprised me - a shot in stride without pulling the puck back … [Read more...]

Dustin Brown Crashes Jeff Carter’s Party – Kings Shutout Hawks 4-0

There was no full moon. It did not matter. Dustin Brown entered beast mode. He scored two powerplay goals in the first period. He added a short handed goal early in the second and the hats came flying. The goal was scored right in front of my seats, but I wasn't sitting in them. I was walking the aisle when I looked up at the TV and saw Brown get a breakaway on the PK. As Dustin slid the puck … [Read more...]

Jeff Carter Meets The L.A. Kings

The LA Kings get in a workout before their game against the Chicago Blackhawks. Matt Greene grunts his way through a set of squat cleans. Jonathan Quick stretches his hamstrings in the corner so deeply that ballerinas would be jealous. Jarret Stoll curls his biceps, planted in front of the mirror. Is he admiring his muscle, or his mohawk? Probably both. The rest of the players move from station … [Read more...]

You Don’t Have To Convince Me Jack Johnson Sucks For Me To Like Jeff Carter

Since I frothed at the mouth in typeface yesterday, I've seen a general trend: Kings' fans are happy with this deal. As someone who was pronouncedly pissed off when I learned of that deal, let me send a shocker your way. They should be. The Kings are likely a better team now than they were 48 hours ago. I say likely because they were also supposed to be a better team 4 months ago than they … [Read more...]

Your Requisite Jeff Carter Youtube Videos

It's necessary.  It's fun.  It might even spur me to write a pleasant article. This just happened what, 3 days ago? Another hat trick. … [Read more...]

From Gauthier to Carter: Trading For Former Flyers Doesn’t Make You The Flyers

An optimist would believe that Dean Lombardi acquires former Flyers because he values the identity that is instilled in them from their time in Philadelphia; the culture. It would be a bit disheartening to think that Lombardi keeps adding players from his former employer out of neurotically compulsive myopia, psychopathic reminiscence or mystic notions of energy abortion that would be more … [Read more...]

What In The Fuck? Jack Johnson AND A 1st For Jeff Carter?

I like to wear my Kopitar or 'Surly' jerseys to most games. Today marks the day that I will wear my Jack Johnson purple & gold jersey to every game until... until I calm down. So a long time. I did not sign up for this shit. I did not expect this. Jack Johnson AND a 1st round pick? Conditional or not, the pick is just Scott Howson's tongue rubbing sadistically along Dean Lombardi's face - … [Read more...]

It’s Official: Kings Trade Jack Johnson & 1st For Jeff Carter

It is official. The L.A. Kings have traded Jack Johnson and a 1st rounder to Columbus Blue Jackets for Jeff Carter. Mr. Lombardi, you are a hypocrite. I just talked to Surly and he is pissed off! He is in disbelief. He will tell you about that later, if and when he calms down. I believe he called it an "ass raping" but I will leave it to him to tell you more. As for me, well, I'm increasingly … [Read more...]

Digging To China – The Anti-Trade Theory

Give a kid a shovel, he'll dig a hole. Let a kid dig a hole long enough, he'll ask where the hole will go. A smart ass parent, like I hope to be one day, will answer 'China'. It's a sound theory. China is technically below us, we're below China. Or are they above? If you subscribe to the theory that the earth is round (not all do), then this snarky retort to your child is a nice segway into … [Read more...]

Dean Lombardi Talks With Scott Howson…

February 21. 10:30pm. The phone on Dean Lombardi’s desk rings. A hand reaches up and slaps it until the speaker button is pressed. Dean: “What!?” Secretary: “Mr. Lombardi?” Dean: “Yeeeees...” Secretary: “Um. Sir. I have a Mr. Scott Howson on the phone.” Dean: “Who?” Secretary: “Scott Howson, sir...I believe he is the GM of the Blue Jackets." Dean: … [Read more...]

The Case For Jeff Carter > Rick Nash

I've stayed pretty quiet on this whole Rick Nash to the LA Kings hubbub, partially because Scribe is spasming out far more than our quota of trade speculation posts but mostly because I haven't really settled on a feeling about trading for Nash. My general thoughts have been that no trade will rectify what ails the Kings but also that this team needs a bit of a core shakeup. I've been warming to … [Read more...]

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