“I’d like to play like Joe Thornton does right now. I try to mold my game around his. If you say four years, three years down the road, if I could be where he is, then I’d be pretty happy.”… Read More ›
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BLOWUP, BLOWOUT & BOOBS: SHARKS v. CANUCKS GAME 2 HAD EVERYTHING
7-3. A football score…and football sucks. This game didn’t. Let’s recap. Kevin Bieska beats Patrick Marleau up the ice for a goal. Patrick Marleau responds later in the game by starting a fight against Kevin Bieska…and getting pounded. Kevin Bieska… Read More ›
TOP 7 WAYS WE CAN HELP THE LA KINGS WIN GAME 6 AT STAPLES CENTER
Going into game 6, it’s time to think outside the box. We are 2-1 in the goldfish bowl and 0-2 at home. Thus, I devised the following top 7 ideas to finally win a home game. 1. Boo the team… Read More ›
PUNCHING JOE THORNTON
I had a dream last night that I was punching Joe Thornton. We were on the ice, we played hockey, I punched him. He skated away, I pursued and punched him. Where he went, I went, punching him. He skated… Read More ›
TOP TEN WAYS L.A. CAN STEAL THE KINGS v. SHARKS SERIES
10. While the Kings have the puck but unable to get shots on net, David Courtney belts out over the mic “LOS ANGELES GOAL! His 26th goal and 2nd of the game, AN-ZE KOPITAR!” In the ensuing Sharks’ confusion, all… Read More ›
LA KINGS POST GAME: KINGS BEAT SHARKS IN SHOOTOUT 4-3
I am not certain which was uglier – Joe Thornton’s mug or the officiating. Let’s compare. The morons in stripes called a phantom slashing penalty against Jarret Stoll (as a friend explained in a text, you can’t “slash upward”), a… Read More ›
KINGS PLAYS SHARKS GAME AND LOSE 6-3
Unfortunately, its true what they say about not being able to win them all. I’ll keep this short, like my fuse at the moment. If you want to know about the scoring sheet and such, I encourage you to see… Read More ›
CREEPING MYOPIA
It’s more dangerous than socialism. Here is what Ron Wilson said after his team lost in a shootout to the Capitals: “I don’t view it as a loss at all. I don’t view shootouts as losses. It’s you roll the… Read More ›
