L.A. Kings Beat Oilers 4-1: Don’t Fuck This Up

Light eyes, nice smile, little waist, both rack and pinion. She's not out of your league. You just haven't earned it. You down right fucked it up more than once with the jokes that sounded better in your head and the story about your ex girlfriend that came across as creepy. Never talk about your ex. Idiot. A better haircut, the risk you took with frosted tips that actually turned out to be an … [Read more...]

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