We've all been drunk, no? Not from alcohol, not exclusively, but years for some, decades for others of unconsummated love for a hockey team - our hockey team - our Los Angeles Kings, suddenly to climax. Tonight, for no particular reason, I watched game five against the Coyotes. It wound me up. My juices flowed. My blood bubbled. Game five against the Dogs was followed by game six against the … [Read more...]
Should the L.A. Kings Beat Writer Be an L.A. Kings Fan?
August 4, 2012 By
Surly and I have talked about this topic a few times though we haven't discussed it for a while - been busy with the whole we are the Stanley Cup Champions thing. Today, I read a comment on Hammond's site that lifted this ever relevant question from the shelf. You are probably familiar that Rich Hammond does this thing called "Open Forum" and allows readers and fans to post questions that he then … [Read more...]
Winning the Stanley Cup Is the Lubrication to the NHL Lockout
August 1, 2012 By
It's weird being an L.A. Kings fan these days. Last summer, when I thought about labor unrest and a lockout, I cursed under my breath at Bettman and the league. I asked myself questions such as, "do these jack asses not realize we have a healthy league and it has taken years since the last lockout to get us here?" and "are they really going to be so shortsighted so as to cause damage to the … [Read more...]
More Videos: L.A. Kings Stanley Cup Championship “Run”
July 26, 2012 By
Courtesy of our reader, Nicolas. … [Read more...]
Video: L.A. Kings’ 16 Game Winning Goals from the 2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs
July 25, 2012 By
Our reader and friend, Paul of 28 Media brings you all 16 L.A. Kings game winning goals from the Stanley Cup playoffs. Enjoy. … [Read more...]
Top 10 Ways Drew Doughty Will Celebrate Now That The District Attorney’s Office Won’t Charge Him
July 18, 2012 By
Drew Doughty has been found...actually he hasn't been found of anything. The L.A. District Attorney's Office has decided not to prosecute based on "insufficient evidence." That's good because prosecuting people for having consensual sex would leave a bad precedent and get a lot of us in trouble...present company included. So what does Drew do now? He celebrates. I put myself in his skates … [Read more...]
Dwight King “Kong” Remains a King for Two More Seasons at $1.5 Million
July 16, 2012 By
The big lovable left wing, Dwight King aka "Kong" has agreed to a two-year extension with the Stanley Cup Champion Los Angeles Kings. He was a restricted free agent. The former fourth round pick is a young 23 years old (July 5) and was a hero of sorts in the playoffs with five unexpected goals. The contract is a modest $750,000.00 per season - good value especially if King's game continues to … [Read more...]
My Post L.A. Kings Stanley Cup Celebration Checklist
June 12, 2012 By
As I go through my work day with approximately 15 minutes of sleep, I think of the litany of action items I have collected in my head over the years of things I must do after the L.A. Kings win the Stanley Cup. Since we won the Cup (WE WON THE STANLEY CUP!) I need a place to jot them down so I don't forget. Hope you don't mind if I make that here. Buy Stanley Cup hat or shirt for family members … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings 1st Round Highlight Video: 1:33 of Hell Yeah!
April 26, 2012 By
Thank you to our talented reader, jmsalsa. … [Read more...]
Video: Time To Make History
April 11, 2012 By
From our reader and good friend from Rising Sun Graphics. … [Read more...]
Be True To Your Title During These Playoffs – Fanatic
April 9, 2012 By
Why do your emotions rise and fall with each win and loss? Why do you feel a personal connection with the L.A. Kings and its players? Why do you think about the team during your days and evenings? Why do you attend games? Why are you a season ticket holder? For those who live in other states that have local hockey teams, why do you shun them for your Kings? For those who have kids, why do you have … [Read more...]
NHL Network Playoff Preview: L.A. Kings vs. Vancouver Canucks
April 8, 2012 By
They all picked the Canucks to win. I will let the anger fester. … [Read more...]
The Third Surly & Scribe Show For 04/07/12 – Post Game, Playoffs, Chaos
April 8, 2012 By
Here is the 3rd Surly & Scribe Show podcast we recorded immediately after the L.A. Kings vs. San Jose Sharks loss, the final game of the regular season. A few notes: 1. Surly's mood changes will amuse. The fucker...you know what, I won't tell you what he did. You'll just have to listen. 2. The sound issues we have had with Jacob and Timmy did not amuse but Surly is working hard on getting it … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings @ San Jose Sharks. The Last. The First.
April 7, 2012 By
The NHL regrets to inform you that there has been a scheduling error. The playoffs start tonight. It is of no consequence what the Phoenix Coyotes do. They play a too little, too late "hot" Minnesota Wild team that skates for pride. If the Coyotes win, big fucking deal. If the Coyotes lose, big fucking deal. Oh, but if the Coyotes lose in regulation then it's really, nope, nope, big fucking … [Read more...]
San Jose Beats Kings 6-5. Grab A Beer. We’ll Be A While…
April 6, 2012 By
It's not my custom to grab a beer once I get home at 11:45 after a game. Typically, I walk around the house, unwind and go to bed. Tonight, that won't happen. I know I won't have a voice tomorrow. Between now and sunrise, I won't have much sleep either. If you can't sleep and can't talk, might as well have a drink. My thoughts are not sequential right now so forgive the slash skating style of this … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings Shots – Where The Rubber Meets The Ice…And The Net
April 3, 2012 By
Three of many gripes during Terry Murray's era were: 1. Low percentage shots coupled with Terry Murray's antiquated "shot mentality." 2. Not enough low shots on goal to create rebounds. 3. Not enough one timers from passes on the cross seam, low-release and from behind the goal line. The Kings have broken away from the one-dimensional, low to high (stretch the defense) point shot … [Read more...]
The 2nd Surly & Scribe Show Is Here. Enjoy.
April 1, 2012 By
The 2nd Surly & Scribe Show is complete. Here is the link. Surly & Scribe Podcast 04-01-12 A few notes: I was drinking during the podcast. I will do that more. I inadvertently and once used Quick's name when I meant Bernier. You will know when. Jacob doesn't hear dead people but he does hear other things in the background that nobody else hears. This is for adult ears … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings vs. Minnesota Wild Open Forum: Tap It
March 31, 2012 By
A solid 60 minute effort last night. A near 4am arrival in Minnesota this morning. Different time zone in 24 hours. An early 5pm start time...if you're in the Pacific, which they are not. My good friend Tyler, A Minnesota and Wisconsin bred boy, told me this last night. "Just once. Just this once against the Wild. Go Kings..." Even he understands. The Wild's season is … [Read more...]
L.A. Kings Beat Oilers 4-1: Don’t Fuck This Up
March 30, 2012 By
Light eyes, nice smile, little waist, both rack and pinion. She's not out of your league. You just haven't earned it. You down right fucked it up more than once with the jokes that sounded better in your head and the story about your ex girlfriend that came across as creepy. Never talk about your ex. Idiot. A better haircut, the risk you took with frosted tips that actually turned out to be an … [Read more...]
Jeff Carter Injured. Won’t Play Friday, Doubtful For Saturday
March 29, 2012 By
Jeff Carter wasn't at today's practice. Speculation ran wild on his potential injury from a "pulled groin" (suffered after Wednesday's game) to the dreaded hangover. I guessed ankle only because he skated tentative most of Wednesday's game and he suffered an ankle sprain as well as a broken foot last year. Turns out it is his ankle. There is no official diagnosis although, per Lisa Dillman, Dean … [Read more...]
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