I wrote about 3/4 of an article about the cap, then I realized Quisp already wrote that article a few days ago, so I deleted that article and decided to just link you to his. Effectively, this is what Quisp… Read More ›
Tag Archive for ‘Los Angeles Kings’
You Give Me $4.17 Million A Year And I’ll Give You A Slava You’ll Never Forget
Well, unfortunately no one is giving me didley squat. Dean Lombardi, however, just gave Slava Voynov $25 million to retain his services over the next six years. You know what this means? Well, probably something important related to cap space,… Read More ›
This Bud’s For Us? Holloway Is Close to Signing…
John (Mayor) tells us that Bud Holloway may be close to signing with the L.A. Kings. Remember him? While the question of whether or not he will have success here is debatable (he has had success everywhere he has played… Read More ›
365 Days And 18 More Playoff Games Later
Happy Anniversary my brethren and… sethren, sothren, sithern? Lady Kings fans. Can you believe it’s been a whole year since we watched the first Los Angeles Kings lift the Stanley Cup? Time flies when you’re the champions. Ever since our… Read More ›
Arthritis Can Suck It
I didn’t write this. That’s all the introduction you need. —————— I’m from Australia where my peers loved Aussie rules football and my European family loved soccer… but that’s not why you should hate me. I’m an ex-ballerina that wrinkles… Read More ›
Kings @ Hawks – Round 3 Game 5 – Enjoy
I was fucking livid after game four. I had an awful night’s sleep. Tossed and turned, nightmares, woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t calm down for about an hour. Was pretty damn bummed out throughout yesterday… Read More ›
Hawks @ Kings – Round 3 Game 4 – TCOB
1 down. 1 to go. That has to be the mentality. We don’t have to win three games, we have to win one game. And so we will. With Duncan Keith suspended for tonight’s game thanks to his skills as… Read More ›
Hawks @ Kings Round 3 Game 3 – Home Sweet Home Ice
You’re probably worried. I get it. The Kings did not play particularly well in Chicago. There are major questions about our top line and Mike Richards is out of the lineup once again. Hell, even Jonathan Quick got pulled! Ain’t… Read More ›
Kings @ Blackhawks – Round 3 Game 2 – Better, Please
Hey you. Yeah you, hockey gods. Look, I know it’s not your fault that some Kings skaters didn’t really feel like skating yesterday. You’re only hockey gods, not like, effort gods; Christian Scientists have those dudes on lockdown. So I’m… Read More ›
Kings Drop Game One To Blackhawks, Don’t Deserve Cute Or Witty Title
There are some games you lose 2-1 and feel like you could’ve won the game. Then there are games you lose 2-1 and feel lucky the score wasn’t more embarrassing. Today’s game one loss to the Blackhawks is most accurately… Read More ›
Kings @ Hawks – Round 3 Game 1 – Conference Finals!
Man, I’m having to write a lot of these things. That’s pretty cool. Two years ago I would have been over the moon to just be in the Conference Finals. I wouldn’t have expected to even win a game. Just… Read More ›
Sharks @ Kings – Round 2 Game 7 – What Home Ice Is All About
Are ya nervous? Excited? Titilated? Did you have nightmares? Wake up with a cold sweat? Did you even sleep at all? I spent yesterday remembering those two game sevens against Colorado in 2001 and 2002 and how much better this… Read More ›
Kings @ Sharks – Round 2 Game 6 – Up, Up and Away from San Jose
Game 6. In San Jose. Up 3-2. Sounds like a good final score. “It’s a 3-2 league” says Sutter. Until it’s a 4-2 series. The Sharks thought they had control of this series, having won two triumphant one goal victories… Read More ›
Sharks @ Kings – Round 2 Game 5 – Enough Bullshitting Around
Ok so I don’t know what the fuck the Kings were doing the last two games, but it wasn’t working and it wasn’t winning. Sharks have speed. We have size. They’re using they’re speed. Time to use our size. Oh… Read More ›
The Greatest Offense
Given the title, clearly this article is not about the Kings’ scoring. No, this is about the offense taken by many to a tweet made by Kevin Ryder using the LA Kings official twitter feed during the game against the… Read More ›
