HOW TO DEAL WITH IDIOTS IN GREEN SPANDEX

Or as my father put it when he called me after the game, "those mucous colored mimes next to the penalty box." So what do you do if you are unfortunate enough to be seated next to these goofballs who take the term Canucklehead to a whole new level? Well, instinct says go for the groin. However as I noticed when one of them was doing a handstand, they have a distinct lack of genital bulges … [Read more...]

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