I haven't yet read Jacob's pregame. He told me he predicted a Vancouver Canucks victory. I know, I know, what the fuck is wrong with him, right? He gets one final score right against the Edmonton Oilers and the Surly one thinks he is Nostradamus. Except Jacob sucks at it. Maybe tonight's victory against the Nucks will get Jacob to stop predicting losses and get back to what he is good … [Read more...]
Fe Fi Fo None – Canucks Shutout Kings
March 26, 2012 By
I'm just going to get it out of the way; the officiating did not decide the game tonight, but holy shit was it awful. Next time the Kings play with this nitwit young referee whose name I don't want to give the credit of looking up and committing to memory, I'd like Kyle Clifford to take a shit on the opposing goalie's head, to show him what unsportsmanlike conduct really looks like. I'd like … [Read more...]
Duco Goes Wiener, A Twitter Tragedy
July 15, 2011 By
So, the Vancouver Canucks just acquired a restricted free agent by the name of Mike Duco. I know, no idea who he is either. Turns out Duco has a twitter account, or had one. During the playoffs last season, he did what many of us did and, well, chirped about his love affair with Roberto Luongo and the Sisters. Ready? “sick of watching the sedins dive and lay on the ice,” Duco tweeted on June … [Read more...]
AND IT’S THE BEST OF THREE FOR THE STANLEY CUP
June 8, 2011 By
Regarding Roberto Luongo... "Luongo will be fine. We trust him and his ability." - Alain Vigneault As for Tim Thomas... "Winning." - Charlie Sheen JT Dutch told you the series may be the Tale of Two Goaltenders. I think he nailed it. Games 1 and 2, Luongo was on. Thomas' detractors claimed him too aggressive and pointed to Burrows' overtime goal in game two as exhibit A. The tide … [Read more...]
RO8ERTO LUONGO DELIVERS A SNOWMAN IN JUNE
June 6, 2011 By
The best way to get Roberto Luongo (hereinafter Ro8erto) off his game is to get the puck between his ears. 8 between the pipes is nice. 5 between the ears is a game changer because that's where he is weakest. That's where he becomes exposed. A victory certainly gets the Boston Bruins back into this series but an ass kicking of this magnitude reverberates. The Bruins are in Ro8erto's head. It was … [Read more...]
A TALE OF TWO GOALTENDERS – ROBERTO LUONGO v. TIM THOMAS
June 1, 2011 By
J.T. Dutch is a long time LA Kings' fan who, like many of us, has an enduring passion for puck. Since I pride myself in having an eye for talent, I sought J.T. out to write with us. He accepted. We hope you enjoy his first article about the Stanley Cup goaltending match of Roberto Luongo v. Tim Thomas as well hope to see J.T. become a regular contributor around these parts. So, here we are. … [Read more...]
THE NHL’S CHOICES ON THE KOVALCHUK CONTRACT ARE YES, NO AND THE ELUSIVE MAYBE
August 29, 2010 By
I have read analysis and some speculation on whether the NHL will reject or accept the recently resubmitted Kovalchuk contract rumored to be 15 years and 100 million, for a devilish cap hit of $6,666,666.00. A little creepy. Bettman and Daly's options however are not limited to yes or no. Recall that with the Hossa, Pronger, Luongo and Savard contracts, the NHL accepted the submittal but sent … [Read more...]
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