This morning, my thoughts fell on Rick Nash. He makes $7.5 million this season (cash, not cap) and will make progressively more money for the next six. He currently plays for the seventh circle of hockey hell. He's not having any fun. So I thought, "what would I do if I was Rick Nash?" As my brain bounced from "get a better haircut" to "date super models", the answer came into focus - mess with … [Read more...]
Top 10 Ways Rick Nash Can Drive Scott Howson Crazy In The Next 24 Hours
February 26, 2012 By Bobby Scribe
Filed Under: L.A. Kings News, Surly & Scribe Top 10 list Tagged With: Jeff Carter, New York Rangers trade rumors Rick Nash, Rick Nash Trade Rumors, Scott Howson
What In The Fuck? Jack Johnson AND A 1st For Jeff Carter?
February 23, 2012 By Surly Jacob
I like to wear my Kopitar or 'Surly' jerseys to most games. Today marks the day that I will wear my Jack Johnson purple & gold jersey to every game until... until I calm down. So a long time. I did not sign up for this shit. I did not expect this. Jack Johnson AND a 1st round pick? Conditional or not, the pick is just Scott Howson's tongue rubbing sadistically along Dean Lombardi's face - … [Read more...]
Filed Under: L.A. Kings News Tagged With: Columbus Blue Jackets, Dean Lombardi, JACK JOHNSON, Jeff Carter, Los Angeles Kings, Lubomir Visnovsky, Mike Richards, Scott Howson
Dean Lombardi Talks With Scott Howson…
February 21, 2012 By Bobby Scribe
February 21. 10:30pm. The phone on Dean Lombardi’s desk rings. A hand reaches up and slaps it until the speaker button is pressed. Dean: “What!?” Secretary: “Mr. Lombardi?” Dean: “Yeeeees...” Secretary: “Um. Sir. I have a Mr. Scott Howson on the phone.” Dean: “Who?” Secretary: “Scott Howson, sir...I believe he is the GM of the Blue Jackets." Dean: … [Read more...]
Filed Under: L.A. Kings News, Surly & Scribe Skits Tagged With: Dean Lombardi, JACK JOHNSON, Jeff Carter, Rick Nash, Scott Howson
Reading Dean Lombardi’s Mind On The Rick Nash Offers
February 20, 2012 By Bobby Scribe
Dean Lombardi doesn't want to change the defense and the "backend". He just wants to add offense. "But to trade for Rick Nash, he has to gut the backend, right?" He doesn't see it that way. Let me explain Lombardi's thought process: The most recent word is the following package is in play for Rick Nash - Jonathan Bernier, Jack Johnson, Andrei Loktionov & "more." Break it down: 1. … [Read more...]
Filed Under: L.A. Kings News Tagged With: Columbus Blue Jackets Rick Nash trade rumors, Dean Lombardi, LA Kings hockey, LA Kings News, LA Kings trade rumors, Rick Nash Trade Rumors, Scott Howson
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