L.A. Kings Beat Phoenix Coyotes Who Help Beat Themselves 3-2. Morons Do As Morons Know.

"I scored that?" - Drew Doughty after he scored his 1st of the season. “It was just a collision. I didn’t really see him, and we clipped knees there. That’s all." - Jake Muzzin on the collision with Shane Doan. [Hits the ice like a bag of pucks] "My knee! Oh God, my knee! My vagina! No, no, I mean my knee! It really hurts!" [Realizes no penalty is being called, jumps on his skates, … [Read more...]

Phoenix Coyotes Remain L.A.’s Bitch. Kings Win 4-2.

From Merriam-Webster: The female of a dog or other carnivorous animal A malicious, spiteful or overbearing woman. Something that is extremely difficult, objectionable or unpleasant Fits like a glove, doesn't it? The Coyotes players and fan base should wear the title like a badge of honor. They have earned it. Some of the emotions and feel of tonight's game brought back memories of last … [Read more...]

So, I Just Talked to Shane Doan…

Surly is a sneaky bastard. If you have read us long enough, you know his stealth like ninja skills are inhuman. We have documented his accolades so future generations can marvel at his skill-set. Sure, I have completed a few missions here and there. The L.A. Kings Father-Son dinner, as one example, was challenging but, for the most part, danger is Surly's middle name. So when he called … [Read more...]

We’re Going To The Cup Finals – Reflection on The Game, The Airport And Video

Has it sunk in for you yet? I'm still in a daze, but a daze with the broadest of smiles worked into the fabric of my face. We're going to the Cup finals. My whole life I've wanted to go meet this team at the airport but I never knew where or when to go and never really had a great reason to since I've had a drivers license. Last night was perfect. The fervor. Watching that overtime with … [Read more...]

The Phoenix Coyotes Identity Is Self Evident In Leadership

The propensity of the Phoenix Coyotes towards post scrum shenanigans and their nearly comprehensive habituation as between-whistle nuisances is not a sudden phenomenon. We have seen this team several times this season. We have watched fists and elbows fly, individuals get lost in dog­‐piles and penalty whistles overused. We have not seen the level of thuggery the Desert Dogs put on display in … [Read more...]

And Then There Were Two – How The Los Angeles Kings Matchup With The Phoenix Coyotes

It occurs to me that we haven't talked about the Phoenix Coyotes yet. Oh sure, we podcasted about it, but half the population is about as capable of listening to something more than 2 minutes long as it is going a mile while driving without looking at their cell phones. What are the facts? Well, Jimmy, the facts are things that no one can argue about. Which means the facts basically boil … [Read more...]

KYLE CLIFFORD: THE LA KINGS’ VERSION OF A YOUNG ADAM GRAVES

From Rich Hammond in an interview with Matt Greene about Kyle Clifford, "one bad dude." GREENE: “It’s just a guy making the ultimate sacrifice. They’re trying to get the momentum going, and it’s the hardest job in hockey, for sure. He’s a guy who came in here, and both he and Westie [Kevin Westgarth] have done a great job for us this year. I think it’s lost on a lot of people, some of … [Read more...]

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