Top Ten Punishments Patrick Elias Deserves for Stealing the L.A. Kings Puck

So, Mr. Elias has admitted to the obvious, that he picked up the Stanley Cup winning puck at the end of game 6. He has also claimed to suffer from amnesia, pleading a case of the "I dunnos". Maybe he left it on the bench, maybe it's in his locker, maybe the natural sewage infused into his skin from years of playing in Newark disintegrated the puck when he touched it. This asshole stole our puck … [Read more...]

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