List Of Premeditated Overreactions To The Colten Teubert Call-Up

So, the Oilers called up Colten Teubert to make his NHL debut against the LA Kings on Thursday. That's cute. Don't think we don't know what that's all about, Tambellini. You wiener. I see your hateful little smile and the unspoken words, "so, how is that Dustin Penner trade working out for you guys?" Well, little do you know that I am currently petitioning the LA Kings to deliver a payback … [Read more...]

The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

With the start of training camp just around the corner, this is an appropriate time to analyze and evaluate the moves the Kings  made this summer. As I have previously stated, expectations for this season are higher than they have been in some time. Is this roster and staff good enough to meet this heightened outlook? We shall see. The Good: I always believed the key to success this offseason … [Read more...]

Grievance Filed, Bloggers Riled

Last night Helene Elliott reported that the Kings have filed a formal grievance with the NHL against the Edmonton Oilers in regards to the Ryan Smyth / Colin Fraser fiasco. This week on Judge Judy, Fraser saw another doctor by recommendation of league lawyer David Zimmerman, to reevaluate the ankle injury an LA doctor thought might heal by right of miracle. Jesus was too busy in Norway however … [Read more...]

Dean Lombardi Is Pissed Off…Steve Tambellini Is A Prick, Part III

For Part I, click Steve Tambellini is a prick. For Part II, click Steve Tambellini is a prick, II. Now, for Part III. This part will include the Lombardi Translator 2011 upgrade version courtesy of...moi...This is from Helene Elliott's article. Kings General Manager Dean Lombardi, contending the Edmonton Oilers have twice traded him players who are not able to play, said Friday he will … [Read more...]

COLIN FRASER INJURED; TAMBELLINI IS A PRICK II

As a sequel to Steve Tambellini is a Prick, Part I, we bring you the sequel co-starring Colin Fraser. Colin Fraser, acquired by the LA Kings in the Ryan Smyth does his impression of Lassie and runs home trade, has an injury that will keep him out of the lineup...for the first two months of the season. The injury is allegedly more serious than just the inherent psychological defect associated … [Read more...]

OFFICIAL: RYAN SMYTH TRADE COMPLETE & TAMBELLINI STILL SUCKS

It's all over but the crying. Helene Elliott reports that the Ryan Smyth trade is finally complete. He went to the Oilers like he wanted and the Kings received Colin Fraser and a 7th round pick in 2012. I shut down on this trade after I heard (and read) about Steve Tambellini's antics - there is a job as a snake oil salesman waiting for him if the whole NHL GM thing doesn't work out. Who cares, … [Read more...]

RYAN SMYTH DEAL (NO DEAL) IS DEAD TO ME

So, now the banter back and forth about Ryan Smyth is Calgary is in play again and they're close. This deal is dead to me. I have a scowl for Ryan Smyth for putting Dean Lombardi in this situation. I have a middle finger for Steve Tambellini. I officially have no idea what Jay Feaster is doing in Calgary after trading Regehr and then signing Tanguay to his deal. Regardless, I am shut down as it … [Read more...]

TOP 10 REASONS STEVE TAMBELLINI IS BEING A PRICK

So, the LA Kings have a deal worked out with the Oilers regarding Ryan Smyth. A 4th (or 5th) + Gilbert Brule's salary before he is bought out. It hits a snag. Why? Because Steve Tambellini and the Oilers haven't submitted the necessary paperwork to clear Brule so Lombardi can turn around and buy him out. Now, ask yourself this - why the hell does Brule even need to be in this deal? It's not like … [Read more...]

LATE NIGHT FRUSTRATION – STEVE TAMBELLINI IS MASON VERGER

Who really knows what the hell went on today with the hold up on the Ryan Smyth trade. There must be some pretty intense conditions on that draft pick (as reported by McKenzie and Miller is the sticking point) for the two teams to not put a stamp on what both teams ultimately view as a necessary trade - LA for cap reasons, Edmonton to please their fans. Since it seems as though Steve Tambellini … [Read more...]

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