I stayed up late tonight just to wish those of us who will not be saved (the infidels, atheists, deists, agnostics, and Todd Bertuzzi) a rile and rocking day of rapture. 3,000,000 of our kind have traveled to Heaven. They're gone, never to be seen again. Those who haven't, including you and me, will be tormented for the next 5 months until the End of Days, the latter being different than the … [Read more...]
SHARKS v. RED WINGS GAME 7 PRESENTS A SERIOUS MORAL DILEMMA
May 10, 2011 By
Nobody in their right mind likes the Red Wings...well, except their own fans. And Satan. Satan likes the Red Wings. Todd Bertuzzi should never lift a Stanley Cup. He is the epitome of evil. The dark side of the NHL, not even the cool dark side. In the pre-cap era, the Detroit Red Wings won Cups after importing Russians. Not the thin, blonde, smile much, speak little persuasion you marry, but … [Read more...]
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